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*alien species arrives on planet earth*

mareepe:

Humans. We have come only to experience the best that humanity has to offer. Please show us the interactive video game you call “Paper Mario and The Thousand Year Door”

(via pikachu-rockstar)

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Dolph Ziggler shirts are like +10 Confidence.

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overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

(via pickled-eye-princess)

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I really don’t wanna switch to hard rollers.

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Now my hair is so thick that foam rollers won’t set it overnight.
I’m annoyed.

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brucetimms:

when ur friend got big gossip and u gotta prepare yourself

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(via motimon)

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awwww-cute:

He’s blind, so I’m going to count this as a yes

awwww-cute:

He’s blind, so I’m going to count this as a yes

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phantasticphil:

HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT MANY STICKY NOTES OH MY GOD 

(Source: iraffiruse, via nowshessatanslittlehelper)

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soudachi:

shoujogenre:

soudachi:

okay tumblr its time for a guessing game

first cluuueee is something blue

THE TARDIS

ITS NOT THE TARDIS YOU PIECE OF SHIT WHOVIAN

(Source: soudachi, via nowshessatanslittlehelper)

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croutoncat:

i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

(via chrololi)