one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because
- Orel: Mom? Why did you marry dad?
- Bloberta: Why? Well, men have to marry women. Otherwise if men married men and women married women, we'd all give birth to nothing but fairysexuals!
- Orel: But why did YOU marry /Dad/?
- Bloberta: Oh, well~ *laughs* Why not?
- Orel: Well, it's just that.... when he drinks, he changes.
- Bloberta: Oh, he doesn't change, Orel! That's just his true nature coming out! *leaves*
- Orel: Hm.... nature...